Dear TJtheBlackCat,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself for candy. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey in your closet and I saw you knock out Your "My Little Pony" collection. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand the middle-east is planning their revenge on you. I'm returning our matching snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass , you should stop picking your nose.
Love always ~ The wonderful me (A.K.A Lauren)
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Dear (the last person you commented to),
I don't really know how to